October 17, 2004 -

Master Biscuit

Happy Birthday, Console Biscuits. On this date, October 17, 2003, you were born to us as a comic-producing super-wealth of glorifed gaming encyclopedic knowledge. Today, you still occasionally enjoy a game or two. You've decided you also like movies, music, and various other media sources that somehow count as console-related so your creator has something to say to his masses on rare yet sexy updates. You don't produce comics anymore. In fact, you really never produced a whole lot of them to begin with. But what we received, we loved. We loved your random tangental stories of Don's life and your hateful but humorous rendition of "The Guy Game."

In fact, if this were a Hallmark card, we'd have already spilled over onto the back, because we just love you so damn much, you fat biscuit whore.

Thank you all for well over 1,200 visits to Console Biscuits in our first year. Happy Birthday to us as we continue to strive to be your 'every now-and-then' source for gaming, music, and movies. I swear, come November, we won't shut up until late spring. Have you seen the lineup of releases? Good, holy biscuit, Batman!

Speaking of good and holy, Red vs Blue: Season 3 has begun. Check out their link on the left and experience the funniest knockoff since the mob killed that clown in upstate NY.

- Don