February 02, 2004 -

Master Biscuit

It has finally happened. The pinnacle of the gaming revolution has arrived, and join with me, men, as we celebrate BOOBIES on the television!

That's right nerds and porn addicts, a video game to be released this spring, 2004, titled The Guy Game will compete you and your friends in drinking games such as Asshole and an assload of trivia so you can reveal the boobies, all in the glorified fabrication of Girls Gone Wild.

... No, stop clapping, this is really fucking stupid. I know I can't stop laughing. I know how many times I've watched the videos on that page, thank you. But -- ah, the hell with it. This is great. Rent it, have your friends over, get stewed, and look at some real life filmed boobies (from Texas, if memory serves). In the tradition of Spike TV (I wouldn't be surprised if they sponsored the damn thing), the game show... well... makes girls answer simple questions that their fragile, drunken minds cannot comprehend. And lo, the boobies are revealed. I'm sure this (shown on the videos page) was just to capture the actual boob shots for the game. The game itself actually have a structured drinking/trivia portion, but ultimately, it comes down to boobies. Rated M, for Masturbation.

Finally today, we have one from the desk of Brandi. No, no boobs from the desk of Brandi, a link. Check out the new Terrorist Alert Symbols, appearing this week and every week, only on CNN.

- Console Boobs