October 11, 2004 -

Master Trojan

This isn't so much of an update as it is a hillarious story! As some of you may be aware, the new Leisure Suit Larry game hit shelves last Thursday, and sex is abound! But get this. There I was, sitting in the middle of campus on top of table, when these two bombshells walked up and offloaded a giant box of trojan condoms and Leisure Suit Larry game demos. I was buried in an onslaught of sexual goodness, of which I stole many goodies, and spent the next forty-five minutes helping them pass out the goods and taking pictures. Long story short ... Trojan Maaaaan!

See? I told you that was useless. But hey, at least you know there's a new Larry game. See all the sexy details here.

Music.

Also, just so this isn't completely useless, The Explosion has re-released an old single called "Here I am." Since I know half you monkeys that care are going to go download it, you want the 2:47 version, not the 2:58. Fun punk. Grab it. You'll also find this one on the Burnout 3 soundtrack.

A Perfect Circle will release a new CD November 2, and look for more news on TRUSTcompany's second CD (as soon as they put the finishing touches on it).

Oh, dude. Check out my new religion! Fresh from the desk of JT.

That's all. More to come later on as the Halo 2 release creeps ever closer, and lest we forget, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

- Don