December 04, 2003 -

Master Biscuit

Recently, my roommate asked me a humorous question. Just thought you'd like to know.

JT recently turned my attention to this! It's a digital camera...in a lighter. Yes, James Bond fans unite. It's quite amazing. And only $100 for some really good quality images, and a surprisingly hefty storage space.

In further review, X-Box's Jedi Academy has fun multiplayer, where you can hook up multiple controllers and add up to six computer "bots" to play against in a free for all kill everything that moves melee party. However, if you're one of the people who suffers from epileptic seizures, you probably don't want to use the lightsaber too much. All that spinning will either make you sick or tremor.

Play the Simpsons: Hit & Run. It's safer, and it's bloody hillarious. Do it, 'cause I said to.

And now, off to finish my Russian Revolution paper. But in leiu of my presence, I leave you with a joke.

A middle aged woman is at the grocery store check out line. She has some single serve frozen entrees, a half gallon of milk, a small bag of pretzels, one roll of toilet paper, a small bottle of wine and three bananas. The middle aged man working at the checkout counter looks at her items then looks at her and says: "You must be single." She replies, "Yes, how did you know." He replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."

- Don